*I actually started this post on Friday but failed to finish on account of a sudden onset of narcolepsy. Seriously. I must have broken some kind of world record for A) Most Naps Taken in a Single Day (4 naps on Saturday. FOUR & not those twenty minute power naps, I'm talking hours per nap!) and B. Most Naps Taken In One Weekend (Because no matter how much I wanted to do this weekend, I found myself napping every chance I got - which was pretty much whenever. Anyway, on with the post!)
So yeah, I'm pretty anti wedding. Just because I don't really want to come to yours doesn't mean I'm not super happy for you. And honestly, I'm thrilled that you'd appreciate my presence but I'd rather just sit it out and wish you well from my couch. I'll send you a gift & you won't have to spend money on a bullshit salad and random vegetable that I'm not going to touch. Win x2!
This wedding was the exception. I BEGGED to be
on the list invited. And my wish was granted and all day it was like I was going to Disney Land. UNTIL I found out that I'm impure and don't get to enter the temple. Rude. Not only were we banned from temple, they wouldn't even tell us what goes on in there! Uh - SUPER rude.
But I have to admit, it ended up being the BEST wedding EVAH! I'm going to try to get into more of these, that's how good it was! Attn Mormons: Invite me to your weddings!!! #1 the food was awesome!!!! We may or may not have binged on cupcakes, eclairs, creme puffs and root beer floats. Oops. #2 No dancing! Which is a-ok in my book. #3 There were lots of cloned children which would normally scare the shit out of me but somehow the princess dresses and short little man ties put me at ease.
pre ring ceremony - the only pic i snapped
We got to witness a ring ceremony, since half of the guests missed out on temple - you know, all of us impure peeps AND I got a peek of a few garments, which is something no one's supposed to see. (Another one of their super sneaky secret LDS things) So I feel a tad redeemed for all of the other *secrets I'm not privy to. But really the best part - Mormons are SO nice! Even though my shoulders were exposed.
*Scientology is next on my list. I just don't like secrets. I want to be in the know. If you hear about me and Mel becoming Scientologists don't freak out. It's strictly for research purposes. Remember I said that because I'm obviously going to have to delete this just before that happens you know, in case they consider letting me in.