THAT is a house cat - MY DREAM house cat (besides Ludlow obvi)
You know what's awesome about reading so many blogs every day? I'll tell you. The link ups. My days of blogger's block come in consistent multiples soooo when I land on an especially inviting linky it's the perf opportunity to stop fretting over the fact that I stayed in bed until 4pm today watching Shark Week and have nothing to blog about.
I suppose I could've blogged about everything I learned during Shark Week today except HELLO?! Shark Week is basically a national holiday. Shark Week is to America what Carnival is to Brazil. Right? So then I wouldn't be telling you anything you don't already know. You're welcome for not wasting your time.
Back to the point - this Link Up is called "I would work for ..." originally posted by Living In Yellow & if you couldn't guess, it's basically a list of things we'd work our asses off for in lieu of dollhairs.
So uh, let's get this party started. Here's what I would work for:
A Serval Cat - This makes sense on so many levels I don't even need to explain. In fact, if I were to list separately all of the pets I'd work for the post would go on for days. Lemme just put a few out there though, for funsies. These are pets I would actually CUDDLE and devote my life to: a goat, a lion, a cheetah, a tiger, a wolf, a hyena, a stingray, a polar bear, a panda bear, a koala bear & a regular bear, an elephant, a fox, a bob cat, never mind. This is getting ridiculous and I think you get the point.
Massages - Yep. I would work for no monies if I got massages instead. (as many as I want obvi)
A House on the French countryside - I watch a lot of House Hunters International.
Unlimited lipo - So I can eat whatever I want & stop paying my really bossy trainer.
A closet full of jeans that fit perfectly - It's 2013 people! Am I the only one who finds it completely unacceptable, with all of the advances in medicine and technology, that ANYONE should still be pining over dream jeans? Shouldn't they just exist by now?
A legit singing voice - Like Fiona or Aaliyah or Jessica Lea Mayfield... anyone really.
The natural ability to booty pop - I've gotten ok, if I concentrate. It's so much work and all of the youtube videos & practicing at home, at work, in my car, etc. are just never going to make me good as the girls who were born with it.
A ranch/ animal sanctuary - with all of the animals (or even some) I mentioned before.
A personal airplane - I have too many far away friends.
An assistant - For the sole purpose of unloading the dishwasher, cleaning up the dog poo, folding my laundry, unpacking luggage & making those short but annoying trips to the store because I forgot and/or just ran out of something random. Those are the things I really hate doing most.
Siri to actually be useful - She's such a stubborn, sarcastic B. (I'd also appreciate a British accent while we're at it.)
I can't end without taking one of Erin's own "I would work for..."
Parker & Ludlow to live FOREVER and EVER - I don't even want to talk about it.
So that's my list. If it weren't already close to 2am or if I had napped today (No nap?! Say what?! I did that on purpose so I wouldn't be up until 2!) So yeah, if I didn't have to go to sleep (like an hour ago) I'm sure this list could and would get pah-ritty darn interesting.
Too bad for you. Instead of being sad that my super informative, random and riveting list of dreams and desires is over - how about you write one too?!
Come on, save your totally awesome, hilarious, intriguing post for another day - a day when you wished you'd have a Link Up to fall back on. ;)