Monday, March 10, 2014
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Well, it's gonna happen!
Because I'm stopping in PARIS!!!
& remember when I introduced you to my favorite artist?
Making it happen!
Because I'll be in AMSTERDAM too!!!
& I know I've talked about this babe
Because my last stop before home is
Ok, ok. I need to keep it together because my heart
is dangerously close to exploding!
heeeey there! hai. that was such a boring public service announcement wasn't it? anywho - thanks to Erin over at Two Thirds Hazel I have a really
cake fun post for today!
It's Blogmopolitan TwoPointOh (anyone else have to really think about how to spell Blogmopolitan without looking first? yeah me neither. psssh) Are you ready for me to drop some serious knowledge (about myself) in QUIZ FORM?! Thought so. Let's go!
Monday, March 3, 2014
This is what I'll be surrounded by when I am
This is how I'll be getting up close & personal with nature
*I did a shark cage dive when I was in S.A. last year
but only a few little dudes graced our presence.
So there you have it - a tad cheaty for a recap but F'ing legit regardless.
I've been meaning to post the full deets of my first trip for like, ever and in the spirit of future plans (I'll be spending the last 3 of my 4 weeks in S.A. where it all began) I'll get around to writing that soon - swear.
Friday, February 28, 2014
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
kale, greek yogurt, orange + the zest, lemon juice, banana & a plum
looks amazing right!? Well it wasn't. At. All.
I had to go brush my teeth after 1 sip because I couldn't stop gagging.
at least I did a decent job painting my nails
I couldn't decide if I liked the stripes so...
I did this but I think I like the stripes now.
*I hate that I took the pics in different rooms w/different lighting.
Essie// Haute as Hello
Maybelline Color Show// Orange Fix
Pure Ice// Home Run
Sinful Colors// Strapped
& one I forgot to post last week or the week before?
Pure Ice//Get Low
WnW// Visually Slimming
& last but not least, I need to share 2 of my new favorite things!
Taylor over at The Daily Tay suggested the Suave Moroccan Infusion Dry Body Spray as a cuticle softener moisturizer & it's pretty legit! It doesn't feel greasy & smells amazing.
The star of the show though, my new #1, absolute favorite is the Earth Therapeutics foot peel. I FREAKING LOVE THIS STUFF. I swear it's magic. It's gross magic because your dry skin literally rubs off as you massage it in but it's magic nonetheless. I bet if you closed your eyes and I rubbed my feet on your face you'd think I was rubbing a baby's butt on it. Seriously. ;)
Annnd on the note, I'm out. See ya tomorrow and word to ya mom.
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
3. I watched one of my
bitchy cranky co-workers almost have an aneurysm
SO F*CKING STUPID I did. (mwahahaha) I drew a sad face about the size of a nickel, on a white board in one of the "staff only" rooms. That was Friday. Saturday I walked in to the assistant manager's office for our morning meeting where this B looks like she's about to angry cry because a sad face is "unprofessional."
I'm not even joking. I didn't know whether I was trying to keep from laugh crying or angry crying myself. UNprofessional? Ok. This is a place where people talk shit about customers IN FRONT OF other customers, where it's acceptable for a manager to blatantly make fun of an employee TO OTHER EMPLOYEES and where F bombs are thrown no matter who is around. It's so professional that bright blue/pink/yellow/purple hair and multiple facial piercings are so common you'd think it was 1997- but two dots and a parenthesis could severely damage our image - as professionals.
What planet am I on that being a cry baby, CeeUNextTuesday is totes acceptable but using emoticons is a crime?!
BTW, I'm not even mad. If this had happened a few weeks ago I would've tried to quit again but now the levels of ridiculousness are so staggering I'm just in awe.
So yeah - that was my weekend. Awesome right? I'm having my own weekend now and it consists of staying up SO late! taking naps, mani's and pedi's (compliments of myself), online shopping and a super exciting trip to Ulta where I got like a gazillion dollars worth of stuff for $24 because I used a coupon BOOYAH! and got my free gift. DOUBLE BOOYAH!
Also, yesterday day was my boo Sara's birthday and I found the PURRFECT gift for her (online shopping y'all) and I'm super excited to get it and send it to her. And I love her and I miss her and I wish she would come home to visit me like now and I hope this is her best birthday so far!
Hope everyone else had only a marginally better weekend than mine! ;)
(Good thing I'm winky facing in my own space.)
Friday, February 21, 2014
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
These shirts from Relic NYC ($85)
Novelty Madonna's SEX book (from $65-$600)